ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crops Grown:	4802
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!