CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6061	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0