CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpeedyScanCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftingAddict

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Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Animals Bred:	131	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Yogurt Block Party

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	7676	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	New Chunks Explored:	920887

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VapeCraftersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	950	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.