Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 618495
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
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