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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 6211 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Farms Harvested: 179 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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