Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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