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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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