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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Buildings Constructed: 20
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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