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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
Epic Quests Completed: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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