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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7830 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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