Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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