Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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