Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchantments Applied: 108
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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