Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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