Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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