Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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