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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Void Gems Collected: 30 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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