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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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