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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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