Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Enchantments Applied: 197 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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