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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Emeralds Found: 6689
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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