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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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