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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
New Chunks Explored: 973055 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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