Collapse Kamala’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Kamala Harris herself couldn’t handle it for more than 32 hours! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your campaign collapses, whichever comes first)! With our unique gameplay and wacky community, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now before Kamala beats you to it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	794
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8882
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	6125
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1189	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.