ColdWarCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1710
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	New Chunks Explored:	30385
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	193
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5