CoitusInjuriesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GF Bday Surprise Minecraft Server

000, 12, aita, all expenses paid, BDay, birthday gift, complained, DAUGHTER, disagreement, discussion, first class airfare, Friends, Girlfriend, Lisbon apartment, Minecraft, not special, Portugal trip, relationship issue, rental car, Server, special trip, spoiled kids, Surprise, train travel

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of ungrateful partners who don’t appreciate your lavish gifts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your virtual girlfriend will never complain about your generosity! Build her a virtual castle, take her on virtual adventures, and never worry about her ungrateful attitude again!

We promise that all virtual girlfriends on our server will be programmed to appreciate every pixelated gift you give them. No more real-life drama, just pure virtual bliss. Join now and start building the perfect relationship with your virtual partner!

SnowyCarSurvival

Arguing, begging, car living, ex boyfriend, Fence, front yard, Historic, kicked out, Kids, Land Rover, makeup, mother-in-law, Nuisance, perfume, rehoming dog, Snow, SnowyCarSurvival, solution, stealing, Upset, winter storm

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3029	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	151
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1524

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockyCraze: WeirdestHabit

bizarre habits, bizarre rituals, BlockyCraze, eccentric habits, eccentric traditions, odd habits, odd rituals, outlandish habits, outlandish traditions, peculiar customs, peculiar rituals, quirky habits, quirky traditions, strange habits, strange traditions, unique habits, unique traditions, unusual customs, unusual habits, weird habit, weird tradition, WeirdestHabit

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Crops Grown:	3228
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8452	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	431515
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old traditions and habits? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself participating in the wackiest traditions and habits you never knew you needed. From building giant statues of llamas to having dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild and crazy adventure. Who knows what weird tradition or habit you’ll pick up next!

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	7106	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	10

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7373
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2094	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	697	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	205
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9249
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2