Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	2460	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8713	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

Join now and visit our website http://www.minecussis.com/index.html Ip: minecussis.dmch.nl & 178.20.170.89:25680 (same server)

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	8890	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	366398	Dragon Eggs Found:	3772
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Votes:	2726
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7138
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	962	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net