Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6743	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3761
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	175
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	5231

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Mines Excavated:	3602
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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