Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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