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BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	5604	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	759	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6742	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6771
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBusterLove, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, love, memorable, Movie, must watch, never gets old, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	5541

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Brain Defects MC Server

Brain, Defects, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3462
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4