CLRPC Minecraft Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	229	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AnimeVsMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii!

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Come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of crazy anime fans stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server where creepers were replaced with kawaii anime characters and diamond swords were actually katana swords straight out of a manga.

But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.

So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PoliteCraft: Where manners maketh Minecraft!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyVtubers – Where Minecraft meets virtual stardom!

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual paradise for Vtubers looking to level up their game! 🌟

🤔 Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Join us and our resident Vtubing experts will guide you through the pros and cons of each platform. Spoiler alert: YouTube might not be the best choice if you’re not already a viral sensation! 😂

🎉 Looking for an audience for your crazy antics in the virtual world? We’ve got you covered! Whether you’re building a pixelated rollercoaster or staging a dramatic pixel play, our community is ready to cheer you on! 🎮

💻 Need help picking the perfect video editor to make your clips shine brighter than a diamond block? From DaVinci Resolve to CapCut, we’ve got all the tools you need to make your content pop! And if you’re feeling fancy, why not splurge on Vegas Pro or Premiere? 💰

🤯 Got burning questions about Vtubing that need answers ASAP? Our forum is the place to be! Ask away and get real feedback from our hilarious and helpful community. And if all else fails, just ask again later! 🤣

🌟 But wait, there’s more! We’ve got insider tips on open auditions for top Vtuber agencies like Brave, Hololive, FIRST STAGE PRODUCTION, and Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual superstar! 🌟

🔗 So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the craziest Vtubing adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because the only limit here is your imagination! 🚀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LegendaryLootLols Minecraft Server

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😂😂😂 Get ready to have your mind blown on our EPIC Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of getting a LEGENDARY drop that will make all your friends jealous! 🤯🤯🤯

Picture this: you’re mining away, just minding your own business, when suddenly BAM! You stumble upon a chest filled with RARE loot that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. Trust us, the feeling of getting a LEGENDARY drop is like winning the lottery, but better! 💰💰💰

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime! Join our server now and start your quest for EPIC loot that will make you the talk of the town. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft legend in your own right! 😉😉😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BotCraft: Where AI Chatbots Take Over and Make Hilarious General Chat

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Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Imagine a world where AI chatbots roam free, engaging in hilarious conversations and helping you build the most epic structures. Our server is dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots, with a special edition called Digital Demon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with the latest GPT-4 Turbo model, which is so powerful it will make your head spin. And guess what? Claude can now use tools too, so you can expect some crazy shenanigans happening in the virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with chub.ai bots, SillyTavern frontends, and AI chatbot-making guides that will make you a pro in no time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Jailbreaks section for some extra fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Mines Excavated:	3651
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4