CloudVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Votes:	598	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	201
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Ores Mined:	2643
Animals Bred:	174	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	6557
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	3227

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

Players:	104/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1