Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3978	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

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AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7323	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1135	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2637	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ores Mined:	4448	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1219	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5143	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2959	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	149	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	69
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	251736

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

play.beacoland.com