Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

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BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	16

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	112
Runes Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	140
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7892	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3678	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Votes:	4361	Magic Items Found:	2551

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net