Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4647	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Farms Harvested:	817	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8575	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	6567	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	43801	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3403	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9254
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7773	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net