| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3597 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!
So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 998 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4867 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Welcome to Kriegcraft!
a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.
some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)
– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9656 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
