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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7666 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 78 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)