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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4704 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 834 |
Magic Items Found: | 5892 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)