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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)