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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6056 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 680 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)