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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)