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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
