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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3585 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1768 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with skinny minnies who can’t handle a real challenge? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept fat fucks who can take on the biggest and baddest mobs Minecraft has to offer. We’re talking about players who can eat a whole cake in one sitting and still have room for more! Join us if you think you have what it takes to out-fat the competition and dominate the virtual world with your sheer size and strength. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood chubby dragon who’s looking for a new friend to share snacks with. So come on over and show us what you’ve got, you big beautiful blob of pixels!
