New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 94/500 Votes: 3491
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

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