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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6161 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
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