come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Star Shards Collected: 228 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 468 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6875 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Emeralds Found: 9495
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dimension Hops: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 New Chunks Explored: 279735
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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