come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Potions Brewed: 74 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3926 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4219 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ores Mined: 5084
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Farms Harvested: 784 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

    Stinky Indians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Crops Grown: 8981
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Seething Minecraft SMP Player

    Seething Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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