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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Potions Brewed: 57 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Dragons Tamed: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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