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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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