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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Love Letters Sent: 20
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Villages Defended: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 152 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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